Kadri Tarelli shkruan:
\nB\u00ebni si pem\u00ebt. Ndryshoni gjethet, por ruani rr\u00ebnj\u00ebt.
\nPra ndryshoni idet\u00eb, por ruani parimet tuaja.<\/p>\n
Viktor Hygo<\/p>\n
MOND HALILI DHE PENSIONIST\u00cbT<\/p>\n
Skic\u00eb humori<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb prej dit\u00ebsh, 3-4 pensionist\u00eb, mes nesh edhe humoristi i njohur Mond Halili, u ul\u00ebm p\u00ebr kafe te \u201cOborri i gjykat\u00ebs\u201d, k\u00ebtu n\u00eb Durr\u00ebs. P\u00ebr t\u00eb shmangur reklam\u00ebn, k\u00ebshtu e em\u00ebrtoj un\u00eb, se n\u00eb tabel\u00eb ka em\u00ebr tjet\u00ebr. Shpesh mblidhemi k\u00ebtu, pasi \u00ebsht\u00eb ngroht\u00eb, qet\u00ebsi dhe sh\u00ebrbim i p\u00ebrkryer, mos harrojm\u00eb kafen e mrekullueshme shoq\u00ebruar me uj\u00eb me limon.
\nPas pak, n\u00eb kafe vjen avokati, miku yn\u00eb m\u00eb i ri n\u00eb mosh\u00eb, mjaft i njohur p\u00ebr drejt\u00ebsi dhe fisnik\u00ebri n\u00eb mjedisin e jurist\u00ebve n\u00eb Durr\u00ebs. Ai nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe admirues i let\u00ebrsis\u00eb dhe artit, aq sa ndodhet i pranish\u00ebm n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha takimet apo veprimtarit\u00eb letrare e artistike, q\u00eb zhvillohen n\u00eb qytetin ton\u00eb. Madje, mos i ham\u00eb hakun, i pranish\u00ebm edhe n\u00ebp\u00ebr qytete t\u00eb tjer\u00eb, duke shoq\u00ebruar durrsak\u00ebt tan\u00eb krijues. Bie fjala, n\u00eb Mat, Lezh\u00eb, Shkod\u00ebr, Tiran\u00eb, Elbasan, Pogradec, Kor\u00e7\u00eb, Ersek\u00eb, etj, etj……..
\nPor le t\u00eb q\u00ebndrojm\u00eb te ndodhia q\u00eb lindi kaq papritur p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ne miqt\u00eb e tij, madje edhe p\u00ebr klient\u00ebt e shumt\u00eb. Ai si mik i yni, na p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndeti dhe merr nj\u00eb karrige e ulet n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb mes nesh. I p\u00eblqen muhabeti i shtruar, ku ka cop\u00ebza e p\u00ebrvoj\u00eb jete, por edhe krijimtari letrare me boll\u00ebk.
\nBiseda me humor vazhdonte dhe do t\u00eb zgjatej m\u00eb shum\u00eb, pasi shakat\u00eb e Mondit nuk mbaronin. Avokati, nuk kishte nge t\u00eb rrinte gjat\u00eb. E th\u00ebrriste puna. U ngrit t\u00eb largohej dhe pa b\u00ebr\u00eb z\u00eb, u drejtua p\u00ebr nga banaku p\u00ebr t\u00eb paguar. Mondi e vuri re dhe shum\u00eb \u201cserioz\u201d n\u00eb dukje, i thot\u00eb me z\u00eb t\u00eb fort\u00eb, sa edhe klient\u00ebt q\u00eb ishin n\u00eb tavolinat p\u00ebrreth, kthyen kok\u00ebn t\u00eb \u00e7uditur: – Vall\u00eb \u00e7\u2019pati Mondi?
\n\u00c7\u2019po ndodh…..!?
\n\u2013 Ku shkon ti…..!
\n– T\u00eb paguaj….! – U p\u00ebrgjigj shkurt dhe i \u00e7uditur avokati yn\u00eb.
\n– Nuk t\u00eb vjen marre ty? \u2013 I foli n\u00eb dialektin shkodran. \u2013 S\u2019t\u00eb vjen zorr….! Nek\u00ebtu kat\u00ebr pensionist\u00eb dhe ti ngrihesh t\u00eb paguash…..!? Ku-ku \u00e7\u2019na ka gjet ne……!? \u2013
\nDhe shtr\u00ebngonte kok\u00ebn n\u00eb mes duarve, sikur ishte shembur bota…! Avokati, n\u00eb fillim shtangu nga ky ton i ashp\u00ebr dhe tep\u00ebr serioz. Por e mblodhi veten shpejt. E kuptoi shakan\u00eb dhe filloi t\u00eb qesh\u00eb, duke mbajtur ijet me dor\u00eb. E qeshura p\u00ebrfshiu edhe tavolinat e tjera………
\nMondi e tha fjal\u00ebn dhe po rrinte ashtu i ngrysur…. Por serioziteti nuk vazhdoi gjat\u00eb, pasi miku yn\u00eb avokat, u kthye nga banaku dhe i foli bufistes me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb: – \u00c7oji k\u00ebtyre pensionist\u00ebve edhe nga nj\u00eb teke ose dopjo raki, sipas d\u00ebshir\u00ebs…..! Kujdes, se k\u00ebta dehen me nj\u00eb got\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl! – E ngrit z\u00ebrin q\u00eb ta d\u00ebgjonim edhe ne. \u2013 Pagoi dhe u largua duke qeshur.
\nHumoristi yn\u00eb e vazhdoi shakan\u00eb:
\n– E, ja b\u00ebra mir\u00eb…..!? Guxoi t\u00eb matet me ne pensionist\u00ebt…..! Nuk e di ai, se ne xhepgrisurit t\u00eb thyejm\u00eb kok\u00ebn me p ……, me para, desha t\u00eb them! Po n\u00eb fund na e nguli p\u00ebrgjigjen si gozhd\u00eb kova\u00e7i! \u2013 dhe nisi t\u00eb qesh\u00eb edhe vet\u00eb.
\nK\u00ebt\u00eb ndodhi e kujtoj dhe e kujtojm\u00eb duke qeshur. Madje un\u00eb, po duke qeshur, e p\u00ebrdor her\u00eb-her\u00eb kur trim\u00ebrohemi, \u201ckush t\u00eb paguaj\u00eb\u201d. Qesh dhe qeshim, sidomos kur pensionist Mondi, vjen dhe ulet me ne, duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb:
\n– H\u00eb, Mondi…..! Ka kush matet me ne pensionist\u00ebt …….!?
\nMiq\u00ebsisht!
\nKadri Tarelli
\nDurr\u00ebs, m\u00eb, 30, t\u00eb vjesht\u00ebs s\u00eb tret\u00eb, 2025.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kadri Tarelli shkruan: B\u00ebni si pem\u00ebt. Ndryshoni gjethet, por ruani rr\u00ebnj\u00ebt. Pra ndryshoni idet\u00eb, por ruani parimet tuaja. Viktor Hygo MOND HALILI DHE PENSIONIST\u00cbT Skic\u00eb humori Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb prej dit\u00ebsh, 3-4 pensionist\u00eb, mes nesh edhe humoristi i njohur Mond Halili, u ul\u00ebm p\u00ebr kafe te \u201cOborri i gjykat\u00ebs\u201d, k\u00ebtu n\u00eb Durr\u00ebs. P\u00ebr t\u00eb shmangur reklam\u00ebn, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3395,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-proze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3777,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776\/revisions\/3777"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}