Autor\u00eb: Viron Kona<\/p>\n
Humor nga Bubulinoja<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Gur shahu<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At\u00eb dit\u00eb, babai i Bubulinos ishte i nevrikosur me \u00e7apk\u00ebnll\u00ebqet e t\u00eb birit, ndaj e thirri pran\u00eb vog\u00eblushin 9-vje\u00e7ar dhe i tha:<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Un\u00eb t\u00eb dua si askush tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb bot\u00eb, por ti nuk m\u00eb d\u00ebgjon. Prandaj:<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -E para: Do t\u00eb rrish i mbyllur brenda n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi!<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -E dyta: Nuk do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh asnj\u00eb l\u00ebvizje,as andej-as k\u00ebndej!<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -E treta: Do t\u00eb fillosh t\u00eb l\u00ebviz\u00ebsh vet\u00ebm kur t\u00eb jap urdh\u00ebr un\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -E kat\u00ebrta: Do t\u00eb shkosh vet\u00ebm atje ku t\u00eb them un\u00eb!<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -T\u00eb pest\u00ebn e di vet, – i tha Bubulinoja dhe i ofroi babait kutin\u00eb me gur\u00ebt e shahut q\u00eb ishte aty pran\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I ati i Bubulinos, qejfli i madh shahu, pa brenda kutis\u00eb \u00a0dhe kushedi pse u vrenjt.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -K\u00ebtu mungon nj\u00eb gur shahu, nj\u00eb ushtar! Bubulino, shko \u00a0ma gjej dhe ma sill shpejt!<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -\u00c7`e do ushtarin, o ba?! N\u00eb vend t\u00eb tij m\u00eb ke mua! -i tha vog\u00eblushi, duke q\u00ebndruar gatitu p\u00ebrpara\u00a0 t\u00eb atit…<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Torta me mjalt\u00eb\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ku po shkojn\u00eb k\u00ebta njer\u00ebz me torta me mjalt\u00eb n\u00eb duar? – pyeti Bubulinoja shokun e tij suedez.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Po shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb kopshtin zoologjik. N\u00ebna arush\u00eb feston dit\u00eblindjen, sot ajo b\u00ebhet 10 vje\u00e7e. Si thua Bubulino, marrim dhe ne nj\u00eb tort\u00eb dhe shkojm\u00eb ta urojm\u00eb n\u00ebn\u00ebn arush\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Shkojm\u00eb, – i tha Bubulinoja, – por e kam nj\u00eb pyetje: Kur t\u00eb b\u00ebhem un\u00eb 10 vje\u00e7, do t\u00eb m\u00eb vij\u00eb n\u00ebna arush\u00eb me tort\u00eb me mjalt\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00eb uruar?<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Dyzet\u00eb ujkonja<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Babai i Bubulinos sapo kishte botuar librin \u201cUjkonja\u201d. Ato dit\u00eb nj\u00eb shit\u00ebs librash, mori n\u00eb telefon n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. Telefonin e ngriti Bubulinoja.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Urdh\u00ebroni! – tha ai.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Dua dyzet\u00eb ujkonja,- tha shit\u00ebsi, – ku mund t`i marr\u00eb?<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0-Mund t\u00eb shkoni n\u00eb pyll e t`i merrni, – iu p\u00ebrgjigj vog\u00eblushi dhe mbylli telefonin.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00c7mimet e larta<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bubulinoja, pa \u00e7mimet e ushqimeve n\u00eb marketin e lagjes dhe\u00a0 i tha pronarit:<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Zot\u00ebri, shum\u00eb t\u00eb larta i paskeni \u00e7mimet ?<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Bubulino, ti sikur s`jeton n\u00eb bot\u00ebn ton\u00eb, por po m\u00eb flet sikur vjen nga planeti Mars?!-iu p\u00ebrgjigj pronari.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ah, n\u00eb Mars \u00e7mimet qenkan m\u00eb t\u00eb lira? At\u00ebher\u00eb po sigurojm\u00eb biletat dhe po shkojm\u00eb familjarisht t`i b\u00ebjm\u00eb pazaret n\u00eb planetin Mars, me siguri do t\u00eb na dal\u00eb m\u00eb lir\u00eb! – i tha Bubulinoja.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H\u00ebna<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bubulinoja po i tregonte gjyshes 90-vje\u00e7are madh\u00ebsin\u00eb e anijes kozmike \u201cApollo 11\u201d, q\u00eb do t\u00eb \u00e7onte njer\u00ebzit e par\u00eb n\u00eb H\u00ebn\u00eb.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2013Anija kozmike,- po thoshte gjith\u00eb pasion Bubulinoja,- \u00ebsht\u00eb e lart\u00eb sa nj\u00eb pallat\u00eb me 36 kate…<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gjyshja po e d\u00ebgjonte e habitur dhe befas i tha:<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -\u00c7`po m\u00eb thua more Bubulino, H\u00ebna sa nj\u00eb kungull \u00ebsht\u00eb, qysh do ta mbaj\u00eb gjith\u00eb at\u00eb anije kozmike…?!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n ……<\/span><\/p>\n Sh\u00ebnim p\u00ebr kujtes\u00eb:P\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb njer\u00ebzit shkuan n\u00eb H\u00ebn\u00eb m\u00eb 21 korrik 1969 me anije kozmike amerikane \u201cApollo 11\u201d.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Autor\u00eb: Viron Kona Humor nga Bubulinoja \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Gur shahu \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At\u00eb dit\u00eb, babai i Bubulinos ishte i nevrikosur me \u00e7apk\u00ebnll\u00ebqet e t\u00eb birit, ndaj e thirri pran\u00eb vog\u00eblushin 9-vje\u00e7ar dhe i tha: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Un\u00eb t\u00eb dua si askush tjet\u00ebr n\u00eb bot\u00eb, por ti nuk m\u00eb d\u00ebgjon. Prandaj: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -E para: Do t\u00eb rrish i mbyllur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-femije"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/migjeni.se\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}